Tenor Life Tee

Does your daily diet include a smorgasbord of beautifully resonant multi-toms? Do you dress up like Gumby and find pleasure in screaming "SPOCK ROLLS BABYYYYY" at the top of your lungs in public? Are your crossovers so clean they break ankles like Kyrie Irving? Do you see rims as your kryptonite, but have back muscles stronger than superman? Then you, my friend, are living the Tenor Life.